Thome Browne’s Shoes Have the Seaside Novelty Factor

And I’m down with that. So down, that I’m going to print this pic out and stick it in my wedding collage book. Oh yes I am.

Because we all know that every beach wedding needs some beach-appropriate shoes. And what’s more beach appropriate than shoes featuring anchors, whales and boats as the heel.

They’re so flamin’ fantastic, I have a pic of them on my phone that I look at when I need some inspiration.

Wouldn’t it be even more flamin’ fantastic if my bridesmaids all had a pair too. Then we could walk down the aisle the way the models walked around their runway pool, casually stopping every now and then to strip off a layer until they hit beachwear.

I’m telling you, it’s a thing that I want to make happen.

Nice work Thome Browne. For me, you nailed it. Hook, line and sinker.

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