The Shoes With ALL the Embellishment You Won’t Be Able to Handle

These shoes should come with a warning because they’re so bedazzled, I truly believe they could blind you. Have at it.

There. You had your warning and you just couldn’t resist another peek at these blinders could you.

My auntie bought me these for Christmas and my birthday last year from ASOS, my mecca for bedazzled, embellished, sequin-covered shoes.

And on this pair, the heel is where it’s at.


It’s high.

It’s covered in jewels.

The jewels create flowers and parrots.

That’s right, my shoes have bedazzled parrots on them!!!! I’ll let that sink in for a while.

I’ve only worn them once so far to afternoon tea for mine and my cousin’s 30th birthday. And while I can’t take a single normal-looking step in them, they turned my toes numb within minutes and I lost some beads fairly early on, they looked fan-fuckin-tastic.


I mean, hullo silver ribbon that winds its way round your ankle!

These shoes are the dream. And are for sit down dinners only. I FREAKIN’ LOVE THEM.


2 responses to “The Shoes With ALL the Embellishment You Won’t Be Able to Handle”

  1. Avatar sophiecliff says:

    These are actual shoe perfection! x
    Sophie Cliff

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