Want it on Wednesday: The Faux Fur Patchwork Scarf I Want to Pet

I have a couple of buzz words and phrases that I look out for when I’m scoping out a new purchase. One of them is ‘faux fur’, one is ‘texture’ and another is ‘oversized’. If an item has those three boxes ticked, I’m all over it.

And this ASOS Faux Fur Multi Patchwork Oversized Scarf makes my knees weak and my palms sweaty. It’s a mix of pale pink, green, brown, white and black patches in a variety of textures, making it absolutely ideal for my love of clashing things.

I want to pet it, I want to rub my face over it and I want it in my wardrobe pronto. God damn you ASOS.