Cosy As F**k

I am a lover of cold winter mornings, thick woolly tights and oversize coats. And I’m ready to layer on all the knitwear in the world. And I’m going to start with this maxi because let’s be honest, it looks cosy as f**k. 

Free People always manage to suck me in with their boho, relaxed vibes. This dress, named Beach Maxin Relaxin Maxi, is the perfect case in point. It’s a super cosy heavy knit, with a v-neck front and deep plunge back. Hello, it’s everything I look for in a dress.

But it doesn’t stop there, oh no, it has these amazing exaggerated side slits, or vents as Free People call it. I don’t know if I’d have the balls to wear it out the house with bare legs however, imagine this with a pair of ribbed grey over-the-knee socks. It’d be perfect for lounging around the house.

I love it. I want it. I’d even pay £88 for it.


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