Strictly’s Back, Which Means I Need More Sequins

There is nothing I love more than sequins – apart from maybe cake – and as soon as Strictly hits my telly, I’m searching the web for more to add to my collection.

Now I’m very much a self-confessed Strictly super fan. I love the glitz, the glamour, the sequins and the slick dance moves. I will literally cancel all my Saturday night plans so I can cosy up on the sofa under a throw with a rum, to watch it as we count down the weeks until Christmas.

My Magpie tendencies have dug out this sequin-covered frock from the mecca that is ASOS.

The multi colours, the semi-sheer mesh, the embellishment, the sequins, the tassel hem, the v-cut back, everything about this dress is bloody banging.

I want it. I want to go out dancing in it. I want to recreate a Strictly routine in it.

I can see myself pulling this fancy frock on every Saturday night, ready to salsa around the living room while the real dancers show me how it’s done.

Now if only I could persuade Al to get himself a sparkly little leotard…


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