This Burberry Prorsum Dress is Straight Out of My Dreams

I’m still dreaming that this utterly beautiful Burberry Prorsum dress will have walked straight off the runway and be making its way directly into my closet. Minus that annoying payment bit you normally have to do.

It’s been ten days since the runway show and still no sign of the dress. I mean, don’t they know who I am? Obsessed and skint?!?!

While I patiently wait by my letterbox, I figured I had time to note down why this dress, or the Tie Dye Effect Crystal Shift Dress to give her her full name, is so banging and clearly belongs to me.

First up, it’s a shift. And I LOVE shifts. The figure hugging fit of the chest and arms before skimming into what I like to call a twirl-appropriate skirt couldn’t be more me.

Now add some crystals to the mix. Tiny little jewel-like crystals placed with such precision they sparkle into beautiful big blooms.

Chuck in some mesh detailing around the upper torso (aka my slim bits) and we are laughing.

Top it all off with a $13,000 price tag and I am practically hyperventilating with lust.

Now, where do I get my hands on the $6,500 deposit? Anyone? Anyone at all?

You can add it to your basket here. You’re welcome.


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