Shoe Porn Friday with Alexander Wang Johanna Heels

I feel like when Alexander Wang was designing these bad boys he had me in mind. I mean, they’re almost named after me. Johanna is nearly the same as Joanne. Right? In fact, that was the combined name of me and my ex work-wife (we’re now divorced, she left me) so it’s clearly meant to be.

I don’t think I need to say much about these, the big picture kinda says it all for me.

I love the little cut out detailing at the back of the heel and also around the ankle. I love the chunky but elegant ankle strap. I also love the dalmatian effect that’s going on here.

At £498 they’re completely out of my league but this won’t stop me from dribbling all over my laptop screen at them. They’re to die for.

I think I actually said to the not-so-new boyf that I don’t ever need to get married or own my own house, I just need lots of shoes. That’d keep me happy. And I truly believe that.

What shoes are you crushing over?

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One response to “Shoe Porn Friday with Alexander Wang Johanna Heels”

  1. These are hot! Just found your blog today and am enjoying it!

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