A Christmas Treat or Two for Me

So, the birthday sequins I was super excited for and blogged about here were a big fat NO. I should have known really. I’m an awkward shape for playsuits as I have a super long body and fairly short legs. Nobody likes a camel toe.

Anyway, I stumbled across the following on ASOS and instantly added them to my basket.

This Lavish Alice Patent Skirt has the best python print I’ve ever seen. 

The bright contrast of the blues and pinks with the orange is fierce – said Tyra Banks style. It’s high waisted, has concealed pockets (hello) and just generally rocks my world. 
I actually like how ASOS have it styled here. The skirt is so bold you don’t want to take any of the focus away from that. All you need is a cute tee and ankle boots. I have both. I’m excited to see how this looks when I get it.
I also may have accidentally ordered something sparkly…

It seems only right that on your birthday you should have little something sparkly right? My sequins come courtesy of ASOS in the form of this Motel Missy Bustier Dress. The first thing that caught my eye was how pretty it is. And then just how flattering this would look on. It’ll emphasise my waist and skim the bits I like to hide.

What’s more the length makes a nice change. No matter how hard I try, I can’t always wear a mini.

I’ll keep you posted on my hunt for the perfect birthday sequins.

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4 responses to “A Christmas Treat or Two for Me”

  1. Avatar daisychain says:

    I love that Motel dress! xo

  2. Avatar sanj says:

    Dude. You need to buy that python print skirt… like now!!!

  3. Avatar Jojo says:

    Already got it! Just need to wear it. Maybe Christmas is the day!!

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